{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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Paul Edward Yost was the American inventor of the modern hot air balloon and is referred to as the \"Father of the Modern Day Hot-Air Balloon.\" He worked for a high-altitude research division of General Mills in the early 1950s until he left to establish Raven Industries in 1956, along with several colleagues from General Mills.
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Varennes-le-Grand is a commune in the Saône-et-Loire department in the region of Bourgogne-Franche-Comté in eastern France.
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