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Something Sacred is a collaborative studio album by American rappers Chino XL and Playalitical. It was released on January 15, 2008 via Illuminated Entertainment Group. Executively produced by Playalitical, it features guest appearances from Bizzy Bone, Duce Stabs, Spoke-In-Wordz and Supernatural.
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